Getting Old Sucks!

They say that when you get old the first things to go are the eyes. That explains the stash of dollar store glasses I have everywhere. The next thing has to be the mind. That's the only explanation for why I found myself in the men's restroom at Walmart yesterday. I didn't even realize I was in the men's restroom until I went to wash my hands in the sink that was located right next to the urinals. Crap! Thankfully they were not occupied at the time. I tried to escape without being detected, but I wasn't so lucky. "Daddy why is that lady in the men's room?" I just put my head down and kept walking!